nuri-e:

アナログTV by 青空教室
I challenge all my followers to try to make me blush

lordoftheinternet:

you know what’s adorable?

cat feet

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look at them

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aww little toes

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kitties

honeyfarms:

affectionate terms to call your loved one:

  • burnt asscheek
  • swaggy
  • boku no pico
  • barry benson
  • bill cosby
  • slappy
  • fedora 

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

[AGGRESSIVELY SMASHES THROUGH YOUR ROOF GRABS YOU BY THE HAND TAKES YOU OUT TO DINNER SCREAMS HOW PRETTY YOU ARE SHOVES MONEY AT THE WAITER TAKES YOU TO A MOVIE RUNS YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE KISSES YOU BY THE DOOR AND CARTWHEELS AWAY]

8ot:

how to rebel against your parents:

  • pay all star by smash mouth at full volume at all times 

shslhurtfeelins:

hopelover123:

i apologize for my absence. i was busy! i hope you can forgive me

he was busy swimming with orcata at seaworld

do not spread lies on the internet souda

i apologize for my absence. i was busy! i hope you can forgive me